15 days ago

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago, I read that too much read meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day, I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading!!!!


Note:  this is old but I so love it.

Clean Jokes and Pics Blog

I just wanted to let you all know that I have another blog where I actually post jokes and humor pictures that I have either had emailed to me or found on the internet.  I keep my blogs separate because most of what you find on HeartsMakeFamilies is things that touch my heart like my kids' pictures, stories, and poems that I have written.  Sometimes it is about another blog that I have read and love.

The only reason that I am making this post is so that if you ever need to just laugh, please go read some of the jokes on my other blog, Clean Jokes and Pictures.  Yes, I kept it PG.  Well mostly.  Can't help if a few slide by me.  It's not that I'm driving anyone that way.  I simply have chosen to keep this blog because I have thousands of jokes that come my way.  I want to keep them somewhere so blog them I shall.

Pancakes Funny - Sorry had too

Brenda and Steve took their six-year old son to the doctor.  With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes.  That should solve the problem.

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom", he exclaimed.  "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied.  "The rest are for your father."



I simply had to share this joke.