Traffic Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.  It's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.  God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So... you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surley God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.  The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women can be evil.  Don't mess with them!

Oh no reruns

I barely ever watch Oprah but today for some reason it was on.  It was a rerun with Chris Rock.  I'd seen it before it was about fake hair for weaves and wigs.  I heard that Oprah was going to be off the air in 2011.  All of a sudden while I'm watching her..it occurs to me.  OMG we are going to have Oprah reruns for the rest of eternity.  YIKES

Wordless Wednesdays - Pictures to Make You Go Where Are We Going

Going visiting...here I come.

Woodwick(R) Candle Winner

Congratulations to Yonca from Yonca is Cooking.  Its seems funny that she won since the candles always make my mouth water and so do her recipes.

Thank you all for participating in this giveaway. 

I used the Random.org to pick the lucky person.

Congrats again to Yonca.  I will be emailing you this morning.

Note:  I found this great artwork at A Happy Hippy Mom.  Please check her out.

Tuesday's Post Its...Last Minute I forgot

Ok ok..gonna do these really fast.  I'm joining SupahMommy with Tuesday's Post It.  They are as follows:

Make sure you go check out the others.  I've been rolling with laughter all day.

Something Good today

Last minute must do something good today... ok I did it lol.  Hubs is very thankful for NaBloPoMo.  WOOHOOO he got some.  Its late give me a break.  Had to meet the deadline.  I don't think this was the act of kindness but it works for me.  Wait...wait you think that... dirty minds that you all have.  I told him that he is a wonderful and loving husband. 

For those of you looking to take another crack at daily blogging, the theme for December is MITZVAH and it comes with a challenge: to give something, to someone, every day of the month, and then blog about it. The goal is to act with kindness, obviously -- I don't want to be responsible for people giving each other black eyes. Your gifts can be as large as volunteering or donating to charity, or as small as a kind word to someone who needs it.


Please come join me for this month challenge at NaBloPoMo.

Magical Moments on Tuesday

It's time for Magical Moment on Tuesday for HeartsMakeFamilies! For those of you visiting for the first time, the goal is to talk about one thing during the week that was magical to you. I mean that you were over the top about. It could be a project you completed, something your child did, a grand new idea, something you saw, etc. Something that was so magical that you have to tell us about it. I know. I know. This is why we all have blogs. But sometimes we just write about the negative things because we had a bad week. So if we all write about a Magical Moment then we might uplift another blogger. This is the very reason that I have this blog so that one day my children can see. You do not have to be a mom to do this. To join us, on Tuesday post what your Magical Moment was (add my button from the right side bar or link to me) and then be sure to stop here to link up and meet other moms at HeartsMakeFamilies to see what their Magical Moment was.

This week is hard to say what my Magical Moment was.  It was nothing specific.  It could have been the wonderful time that I had with my family on Thanksgiving.  It could be having both grandma's over the day after Thanksgiving which I'm hoping to make a new tradition.  We had both grandmas and the girls.  When I talk about the girls, I mean the two cousins that are Faith's age.  So the kids had someone to play with.  It could be going shopping with my sister-in-laws.  There were so many Magical Moments this week.  But ultimately it just all surrounds having fun with the family.

My Magical Moment was diminished this week because I am still not talking to my sister.  It was my first holiday without my sister being involved.  I miss her so very much.  So I'm counting on all of you readers to share your Magical Moment with me.

Now it is your turn. Please post about what your Magical Moment was (add my button from the right side bar or link to me) and then be sure to stop here to link up and meet other moms at HeartsMakeFamilies to see what their Magical Moment was. I can't wait to hear your stories about what your Magical Moment was.