Thursday, December 3, 2009

Traffic Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.  It's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.  God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So... you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surley God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.  The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women can be evil.  Don't mess with them!

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15 comments:

Just Breathe said...

Smart lady, it's good to be a woman.

Noelle said...

HAHA! that is a good one!

Andrea said...

Tooo funny!
Blessings, andrea

Ann said...

Hadn't heard that one! Very good ;)

CountessLaurie said...

bwaaa haaa haaa .. love it.

G-Zell said...

ROFL lol...... oh man that is freakn funny!

Vodka Logic said...

very good.. I didn't see that coming.

Daffy said...

...and 'they' say women are the weaker gender!

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Sophia's Mom said...

That's hysterical and very smart!

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Lisa said...

OMGosh! This is great! Ha!

Lisa @ All That and a Box of Rocks

blueviolet said...

Aha! Very clever of her!

Amy said...

that is just crazy...

Corrie Howe said...

This is truly evil. Great story.

Vanessa said...

That was great!!

Frugal Vicki said...

That is HILARIOUS