Friday, December 4, 2009

Marriage Jokes

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight to Chicago.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m., and that he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  It said, "It is 5:00 a.m., wake up." - found at 101FunJokes.com.

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7 comments:

Amy said...

I sure needed a laugh today.. Thanks..

Noelle said...

that is too good! i love it!

blueviolet said...

Thanks for the fun giggle this morning!

yonca said...

I really needed this laugh today. Thanks!!!

Vodka Logic said...

I for real laughed out loud. I did not see that coming .. thanks

Midday Escapades said...

OH, this was a great oldie but goodie. Love it! I can't wait to post your Top 5 Jokes at my blog.

Frugal Vicki said...

Is it bad that I would probably be so petty as to do this? Made me giggle