Ok I need a new dictionary. I am going to throw out my old dictionary. I'm confused. Someone needs to write a man dictionary for women. What do they talk in morse code? Wait..no I think morse code would be easier to understand. And maybe just maybe the book should be called Third Brain Dictionary as well.
Picture this: my husband is watching his favorite football team, Bengals, on the television. He's totally into watching the game. I'm in the kitchen and the kids have just finished lunch. Well, I tell Faith to go into her room and take a break. I told Jason, on the other hand, to go take a nap. Yes I know I treat them different in this case. But when does a 7 year old take a nap today? Jason will. Faith won't. My husband, who I think is totally into this game, hears me tell them that.
My thought process was: kids in their rooms sleeping or playing. I can get that much needed housework down and get online to write.
My husband's thought process was: Oh boy the kids are going to their rooms. Time to get me some.
Any other time he would have told me to wait for a commercial if I had a question...So WTF is up with this? The third brain was talking for him?
Am I just odd or do I really need a Third Brain Dictionary? What funny thing makes you think you need one as well.