Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"
Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!
The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?"
Douglas replied, "The same place you got that freaking train!"
Saturday, December 12, 2009
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LOL! I liked this. :)
LOL that is great! I don't think I would be that quick on my feet :)
Bam! That was hilarious. For a minute when I read your post title, I thought "Oh they've finally brought Tami in". LOL.
Reading Lynn's comment I'm not the only one that thinks Tami is a bit crazy. lol I mean that in a good way. When I read your jokes to my husbnad. I told him she reminds me of the woman on Fried Green Tomatoes. In which I can't think of her name right now. You can be nice, but don't cross you while your having a bad day and hot flashes. LOL
HA, good one! The only thing I would add is - "and the same place you'll be receiving my payment/check." :-)
I needed a laugh this morning!
Blessings,
andrea
HAHA...perfect retort.
That is hilarious! Love it! Great answer!
I believe he got the last word with that one!
Priceless!
Smart little one.. you have..
LOL...that's cute!!
That
was
awesome!
An attorney friend of ours always says, "Don't ask the question if you don't know what the answer is going to be."
Funny!
:oD!!
Blessings!
Deborah
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