One! ONLY ONE!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW TO change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, the wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to
change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THOUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!!!
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Sounds like my house, have you been snooping around. thanks for the laugh
You have an award on arise 2 write.
Blessings, andrea
Oh my goodness! I think you could use some time out - alone! :)
Tami, this is a riot and so true. I think the same applies to changing the empty toilet paper roll too Lol!!!
That is funny. sad but true, right?
LOL!
sounds like my house..
Yet another reason why I'm blessedly single... ;)
ROFL! Sounds like my house. Or any house for that matter. I have finally learned to stop asking my hubby to do things to avoid this very issue.
I think I love you....!!!
ROFL I just had to make my husband change a light bulb in the hallway that finally went out after almost 5 years. I only had to tell him 3 times before he did it.
Praying for you!!
Blessings, andrea
Let me tell you that I am having a blast with menopause - NOT!
LOL!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Thanks so much for that!
That's funny because it's true!
This was hilarious! Looking forward to reading more. Following from MBC :)
You are right on, Sis! LOL. I love this.
Come on over to my place,I've got something for you: http://www.middayescapades.com/2009/12/awards-galore-part-i.html
We'd be better off living alone!
i might be menopausal. or just grumpy.
Okay, I put this one on my Facebook. Too funny and I can totally relate.
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