Steven (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom good night. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to buy your outside my bedroom window."
Susan (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
Marc (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
A mother will never forget during a Sunday sermon, "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended towards heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
NOTE: I just found this in my emails. I did not write it but I wanted to share it.
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Hope you have a wonderfully blessed day!
Blessings and hugs,
andrea
hot and cold that is a great way to think of it smart child. These were great.
We had a former Pastor and assistant pastor who cracked up every time that verse was read, so my husband (an ordained elder) switched versions of the bible to read that passage so the two ordained pastors wouldn't be on stage snickering.
Those are great. Hope you're having a great holiday. Happy New Year!
LOL I love it when my little nieces and nephews come up with crazy stuff like this. My 3 yr old niece is known as "the entertainer" because she always makes us laugh.
I wish I could remember the funny things my kiddos have said. Should have written them down. These are great.
Very funny!
Have a happy new year!!
Happy Holidays! Following from MBC! I'd love for you to come visit me!
~Shelley
Hee hee! Butt dust! That one cracked me up!
Blessings!
Deborah
That is too cute. I love the little gems that come out of kids mouths.
One for hot, one for cold! Hilarious!
Oh so funny!
I love the innocent observations of children. So cute! Thanks for sharing!
I'm always up for the words that come from children!
lucky for me hubs works at an elementary school so he comes home with LOTS of gut-busting material!
I love this email I've seen it before and it always melts my heart. God love them!
I have seen that one and love it. So, so some stuff my kids say! ELijah once (when 3) asked if my breast had chocolate milk!
You said it Jack! Lol.
I think I've seen the Butt Dust one, but was worth a repeat! :-)
Happy New Year!
Butt dust is too funny! They all were.
Those were all really cute. My son thinks I have two because one is for nursing little sister and one is for him to use as a water gun. He is a mess!!
Those comments are precious. I'm still laughing over the breast feeding one.
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