Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Daily Humor - Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.........?!!'

3 comments:

shopannies said...

that is too crazy

I am now following you stop by my blog for a visit if you find time

Mrs. G.I. Joe said...

I love your blog! I can't wait to read more! I found you through twittermoms!

Mommy said...

Hi Shopannies and Mrs. G.I. Joe, thank you both for coming to visit my blog. I thought this was hilarious and couldn't wait to put it on the blog. I will be stopping at blogs this weekend. I've been so busy with getting this one up and running around like a mad woman. Have a great day!